Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know.
Anonymous asked: Did you know that Mairon/Sauron really is redhead and only redhead? (blonde/rainbow is allowed for number of episodes) Another arts are great and can’t be criticized itself but it’s definitely not Sauron, maybe Ar Pharazon, Elendil etc.
Ohhhh I was wondering when you’d come by me! A little late, won’t you say? I was feeling left out you know? Now, go be a good anon and say you’re sorry.
Haha, just kidding, you’re a fucking tool.
Listen up, motherfucker, let me explain you a thing:
Tolkien, J. R. R. MotherFUCKING Tolkien, the creator of the fucking world called Ea has never, and I mean FUCKING NEVER in the whole of his writing said: “This certain Maia has this hair color and you must obey the laws of this because of..”
You know what he said? Do you actually know what the man himself said?
He said, and quote me on this if you will, that the Ainur, the holy spirits of Ea and Eru, gasp, change shapes!
I know, its horrible! Not like a fucking SPIRIT can change shapes or anything, that’s fucking stupid.
Now, let me show you the CANON, drawn by Tolkien SAURON looks like:
hmmmm, would you look at that, no hair, just an evil motherfucker
If you’re going by ‘Oh Phobs drew it, its the only canon’ crap you’re wrong. I love her and her art, I honestly do but you know what? Her art is just how SHE sees the characters, not how other people do.
The closest we got to how an Ainur looks like is what color they dress in, not WHAT they dress in.
Another thing, I think that you should take into account that we still don’t know the actual CANON color of Legolas’s hair and the dude was in 3 books.
Can’t see a pattern yet? Let me tell you then:
A BOOK IS NOT MEANT TO BE SEEN THE SAME WAY BY EVERYONE. IF IT IS AND IF THE WAY PEOPLE SEE IT IS THE SAME AS THE WAY THE AUTHOR DOES, THEN GREAT, BUT, LET ME REPEAT:
THEY IS NOT MEANT AND CAN NOT BEEN SEEN THE SAME WAY BY EVERYONE.
Now, get your ass out of your head and do something productive with your life.
Oh and also, I’m not going to change Ginger!Sauron until I think that there needs to be a change of design.