dude dude ulmo praking osse, sauron and melkor and then making bad puns make it happen, make my OT4 happen make the bad puns happen
((I bet the whole reason Ossë is so rebellious is because he’s sick and tired of Ulmo’s puns. Ulmo would sass the…
And then SOMEHOW the unlucky one is always Sauron[[hint hint, mel knows about the prank so he always trails behind sau as to avoid it]] and he kind of just ends up looking like a drenched cat with sizzling hair that is a deep red, somewhat turning into coal because of the fire for hair deal. And Sau just gets the biggest ‘Fuck everything’ look on his face and he usually conjures fire and burns something.
Or bitch slaps Melkor for getting him into the mess in the first place.